I have bear mace! It's like mace, but it's a bigger, badder can that shoots farther. Like, ten to twenty feet, depending on the wind I think. The bummer there is that if you're not paying attention to the wind, it'll blow right back at you with all the force meant for a bear ten to twenty feet away. But still! Cool stuff! It's an Alaskan hiker's best friend. (Though I have yet to use it.)
But enough fun facts. Compliment time! I'm really enjoying this collab-comic like whoa.